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The Mathematics of Movie Match-Ups

Posted in Lists on October 27, 2009 by filminspector

Casino Royale. What did this recent James Bond installment win, you ask? Well, according to the website, flickchart.com, Casino Royale has been mathematically proven as my number one film of all-time. Flickchart is a site that allows users to rank films up against one another. A complicated algorithm guides the rankings, but essentially you are given an endless list of one-on-one matchups and asked to choose the better film of the two. Often these matchups are embarrasingly lopsided (e.g. Schindler’s List versus Snakes on a Plane), other times they are painstakingly close (Almost Famous versus Lost in Translation), and sometimes they are perversely intriguing (Love Actually versus Death Proof). The only rule is YOU MUST CHOOSE.

I spent nearly three hours on the site today (it’s addicting). You keep clicking next out of curiosity as to what the next matchup will be. The more times you vote, the greater influence each vote of yours gets upon subsequent matchups. The program begins to recognize who wins versus what types of movies and will give varying point levels based upon the complexity of the choices. Like I said, it’s a complicated algorithm that governs this. There are certainly flaws to its ways, as not all movies show up automatically, whereas others continue to show up time and time again (how many times do I have to vote down Knowing, before flickchart decides not to waste my time with it anymore?). In three hours, I completed 3127 rankings, which encompassed 423 films. All the films you could possibly imagine are in the database; the four hundred or so I encountered merely represented the most popular. As you continue to play along, more and more obscure films will enter the fray.

When my eyes became tired and my hand arthritic, I decided to stop and take a look at my Top 20. I admit that I was surprised at how it turned out, but when I thought about it, it was tough to argue for certain films over others. In other words, while I never expected Casino Royale to be my favorite film, it was undefeated in 23 matchups, and I’m hardpressed in looking at any other one film on the list that I might have chosen over it. I always knew I liked Casino Royale, and now I realize that it just doesn’t get any better.

My top 20 list is as follows:

1. Casino Royale

2. Pulp Fiction

3. The Matrix

4. Toy Story 2

5. The Big Lebowski

6. Almost Famous

7. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

8. Hero

9. American Beauty

10. Monsters, Inc.

11. High Fidelity

12. Lost In Translation

13. Star Wars

14. Inside Man

15. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (actually, Fellowship of the Ring is my favorite of the trilogy)

16. Fargo

17. Predator (I know, right? But pound for pound, it’s just a pretty darn good action movie.)

18. 28 Days Later

19. Vanilla Sky

20. The Sting

Certainly, there are flaws in the system. I think Rushmore is the funniest movie of all time, certainly worthy of top 20 status, but it did not appear until I manually looked it up, but even then it could only rise as high as 84, as it did not appear in many contests. The rankings began pretty strangely as well. For the first 300 or so, Mission Impossible could not be beat as my number one film! Even more concerning was Terminator: Salvation at number two, a film I have not even seen. However, that is why you’ve got to stick with it. Get your numbers up there in the thousands, and then you begin to normalize. If you’re wondering, Mission Impossible is now somewhere around 212, and I took Terminator Salvation out of the running altogether by designating it as a film I had not seen, and thus precluding it from appearing in any further matchups.

Over 400,000 movie lovers have used flickchart and it keeps “global tallies” as you go along, telling you how many people voted for particular films, etc. The global number one movie of all time? The Dark Knight. And to think, it wasn’t even nominated for an Oscar.

I had fun wasting an afternoon on Flickchart, but I think after 3000 contests, I’m maxed out, and I don’t just mean physically. I began to notice that the Top 20 started to solidify around this point and there was no longer any fluctuation within that tier. I also found myself growing at peace with where my list was at. A nice blend of multiple genres, all films I own, and certainly ones I have seen (and am willing to see) on multiple occasions. Now, if only there were such algorithms for all of life’s other big choices.

Predictions of the (film) World to Come

Posted in Lists, Prognostications from the Third Eye on October 1, 2009 by filminspector

In addition to being a Film Inspector  I am also a seer of Hollywood. My Third Eye tells me what to expect in the coming years:

  • With its sixth installment due out this October, Saw will eclipse Halloween as the most prolific horror movie franchise.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio will win an acting Oscar by the time he is 40.
  • Meryl Streep will continue to be nominated for Oscars but fail to win another one until she is bestowed the Lifetime Achievement Award in her 70s. She will die shortly after.
  • The next Batman movie will be a critical failure. At the box office it will still make a killing (although not as much as the Dark Knight grosses)
  • An animated film will never win the Best Picture Oscar.
  • The Wachowski Brothers will never find the same success as they did with The Matrix trilogy.
  • Sam Raimi will eventually be given the reins of another major Hollywood franchise once Spiderman is done. And like Spiderman, he will make it huge.
  • James Cameron’s Avatar will not live up to the hype. Metacritic score prediction: 54.
  • Guillermo del Toro + Peter Jackson + J.R.R. Tolkien = Cinematic and Box Office brilliance.
  • 3-D will never catch on.
  • Pixar will eventually have a flop.
  • Toy Story 3 (due out in 2011) will not be it.
  • Harry Potter 7 will be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar. The Third Eye cannot yet see if it will be Part 1 or Part 2. The Film Inspector predicts Part 1.
  • Wes Anderson’s next film will be a biopic of a hipster icon. Andy Warhol maybe?
  • The Godfather will eventually be revisited in the form of a prequel about Vito. In a poorly judged casting gamble, Jesse Bradford (producers billing him as the next big thing) will play the lead. This movie will not be good.
  • Following in the footsteps of Maurice Sendak, Shel Silverstein will be the next beloved children’s author to have his work “re-interpreted” to the screen by a young, hip Hollywood filmmaker (Zak Snyder perhaps?).
  • The Toronto Film Festival will soon eclipse the Sundance Film Festival as the “next most important festival after Cannes”.
  • To increase revenue more and more theaters will obtain liquor licenses and sell beer and wine as concessions.
  • Despite hints strewn throughout The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Shia Lebouf will not become the next Indiana Jones. In fact, the Third Eye does not see any more of a future for this franchise.
  • Matthew McConaughey will never be taken seriously as an actor. He will make poorly reviewed romantic comedies until his hair is grey and his six pack abs become a belly keg. Until then, he will win People’s Sexiest Man Alive on two more occasions. If only that counted for something.

Films Scene

Posted in Lists, Movie Reviews on October 1, 2009 by filminspector

Here is the list of the films I’ve seen in 2009 thus far. Film Inspector ratings are given next to the title.

2009

—JANUARY—

Twilight   3.5/5

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2/5

Australia        3.5/5

Rocket Post   2.5/5

Frost/Nixon  4/5

The Day the Earth Stood Still   2/5

Vicky Christina Barcelona  4/5

The Spirit  0/5

Milk   3.5/5

—FEBRUARY—

Slumdog Millionaire    5/5

Revolutionary Road    4/5

He’s Just Not That In To You   3.5/5

–MARCH—

Watchmen   4/5

Duplicity   2.5/5

—APRIL—

Adventureland   5/5

I Love You, Man  4.5/5

Earth   2/5

—MAY—

X-Men Origins: Wolverine   3/5

Star Trek   3.5/5

Angels and Demons   2/5

Up   4/5

—JUNE—

Valentino: The Last Emperor   2/5

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen   2.5/5

The Proposal    2.5/5

—JULY—

Harry Potter 6: The Half-Blood Prince   4/5

(500) Days of Summer   5/5

—AUGUST—

Funny People   3/5

GI Joe: Rise of Cobra   1/5

The Cove   4/5

The Time Traveler’s Wife   3/5

—SEPTEMBER—

Taking Woodstock    1/5

Inglourious Basterds    5/5

The Informant!   3/5

9    3/5

—OCTOBER—

A Serious Man    4/5

Where the Wild Things Are    4.5/5

An Education    3.5/5

—NOVEMBER—

Men Who Stare at Goats    0/5

Precious: Based upon the novel Push by Sapphire      3.5/5

—DECEMBER—

The Blind Side     3/5

Brothers     2.5/5

Up in the Air    4.5/5

Avatar     5/5

Sherlock Holmes    4/5

AVERAGE FILM INSPECTOR SCORE:    3.3

TOTAL FILM SCENE IN 2009:    44